About Snowbirds Cocktail
Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee?
Hydrogenated & androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. You like me to pour it in your coffee or directly into your soul.
At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.